When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
Month: April 2021
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.