NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
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The salaamander.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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