Slavery is owner us.
Month: December 2022
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.