There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you check the Internet Movie Database you’ll find many SQLs.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
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