My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
Month: June 2023
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
Riding a streetcar is a tramatic experience.