When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
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