Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.
Month: November 2023
Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Manhole covers sewer are grate!
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’