People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My visits tend to be brief. I know, it’s a short coming.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
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