What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.
Pun of the Day
Sinatra hated frankincense.
I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
As a punster, I took a break from self loathing. That’s why I’ve been on I hate us.
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.

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