If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why were hangings in the Old West very well attended by caterers?
Because, they said “I hear there’s gonna be a luncheon!”
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