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08/22/2023

Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?

If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

08/21/2023

Why are pirates so loud?

They just argh.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/21/2023

I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.

(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

08/21/2023

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

08/21/2023

As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/20/2023

My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

08/20/2023

My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/19/2023

The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/19/2023

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

08/19/2023

When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.

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