Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Pun of the Day
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.

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