The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
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(4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)Loading...A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
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A croquet mullet.
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