Dear Pungents, I need a pun combining a fantasy creature (fairy, pixie, etc) with a graphic design term. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Images of fairies tend to be quite pixiellated.”
2) “Photography? Yes I enjoy snapping pixies.”
3) “What’s the elf-stop for this camera?”
4) “Do Photoshop dragons live in secret underground layers?”
5) “I couldn’t tell what the princess looked like, because she wore an image mask.” (play on words)
6) “Graphic design involves a lot of dragon dropping.”
7) “Photoshop is fairy difficult to understand.”
8) “When coding graphics for a fantasy video game, always check your sorceror-code.”

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NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!

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Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.

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NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!

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Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.

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I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.

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