Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
Computer Programmer Pornos:
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
When naming mountain ranges, shouldn’t they all be called the Appellations?
I am Amenable to prayer.
What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.