A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
Pun of the Day
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
What’s that smell? Eurozone.
I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!


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