Which breed of dog is expert at home repairs? A caulker spaniel.
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Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
Pharmacists are pillers of the community.
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.

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