How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Pun of the Day
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?

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