Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
Pun of the Day
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
A good place to meet queer people? An LGBBQ.
Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

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