If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pat and Rhain got beat up in Pakistan on account of their jokes. It happened in the Punjab Region.
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