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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
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