The ideal hobby? Fishing definitely has a lure.
Pun of the Day
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
Some noises just happen onomatically.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.



