When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.
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(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The balding farmer had no hairable land.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
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