There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
Pun of the Day
Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
A vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
Don’t weight – be an astronaut.


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