Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
Pun of the Day
A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.


