NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
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(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
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