Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
Loading... (7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Pun of the Day
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
(9 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)Loading...