The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
Pun of the Day
Basketball suspense show – the Mentallest.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea:Â I no scent.
I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.