There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Pun of the Day
Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
Political correctness is so out of hand that anyone merely carrying a watch can be branded a Nazi— you know, for wearing a Swatch-ticker.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.

