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11/13/2019

If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?

Eurasian.

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11/12/2019

Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/10/2019

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

11/09/2019

Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

11/08/2019

NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

10/29/2019

In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

10/22/2019

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/18/2019

Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.

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10/17/2019

Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.

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