The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
Pun of the Day
For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.
Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.