Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
(7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)Loading...I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
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