Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
Pun of the Day
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!


