A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
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