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08/11/2019

Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/06/2019

When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/31/2019

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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07/30/2019

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/28/2019

Do homeless psychics use a squeegee board?

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

07/21/2019

I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/15/2019

When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/14/2019

The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/12/2019

Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.

(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)