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08/08/200903/28/2009

Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?

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02/22/2009

Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?

(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

01/26/2009

Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

01/22/2009

To make candlesticks from TNT, try nightly tallowing.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/15/200901/15/2009

Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da?

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

01/04/2009

Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

12/30/200812/23/2008

How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)

12/30/200812/15/2008

Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.

(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)

12/30/200812/04/2008

I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

12/30/200811/16/2008

Keanu Reeves’ bio-pic will be a tale of whoa.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)