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01/29/201006/26/2009

Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

06/22/2009

Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/07/2009

Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/19/200904/19/2009

Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.

Four new Puns on Demand filled!

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

08/08/200903/28/2009

Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?

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02/22/2009

Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?

(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

01/26/2009

Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

01/22/2009

To make candlesticks from TNT, try nightly tallowing.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/15/200901/15/2009

Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da?

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

01/04/2009

Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)