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01/15/200907/22/2006

The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil.

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08/08/200902/16/2006

Which African country is populated by pygmies?

S’malia!

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08/08/200902/04/2006

The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots.

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08/08/200902/02/2006

The Gents fear death from puncreatic cancer.

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08/08/200901/26/2006

Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?

In the Barn Munch-hausen!

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08/08/200901/08/2006

Being a chimney sweep is a plume job. It soots them just fine.

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08/08/200901/07/2006

Are ‘fruity’ bananas afraid to come out, because of the pear pressure?

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10/07/200912/27/2005

Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?

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10/07/200912/26/2005

The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.

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10/07/200911/14/2005

During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”

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