Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
Pun of the Day
My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
A town dump is the original pile it project.
Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.



