Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
Pun of the Day
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!


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