The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
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NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
Which breed of dog is expert at home repairs? A caulker spaniel.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.

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