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Pun of the Day
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
It may take 144 puns, but our humour really gross on you.
Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.


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