Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
Pun of the Day
I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
Misusing the relative pronoun is a slippery slope, and can end in whomlessness.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.


