An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
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(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
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