Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
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God is Amenable to prayer.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
There’s just something about this month we’re in. It fill me with a gusto.
Donating blood is A-positive thing.
Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?

