I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
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If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
Write a blog? I’m not a post to that.
There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.



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