Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
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(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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