You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
When is a knot not a knot? A: When it’s not.
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.


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