My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.


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