If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.
Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie?
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
What’s a hemophiliac’s dream? To win the clottery.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.


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