Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
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