I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
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