What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
NED: You should avoid visiting the Handcuff Museum.
ED: Why?
NED: Cuz – it’s a two-wrist trap.
Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
Best of @PunGents #RemoveOneLetterMovies:
- Gags of New York
- Loverfield
- While You Were Seeping
- Rumpy Old Men
- Rumpier Old Men
- Shat
- Stop Or My Mom Will Hoot
- Blads of Glory – the washroom calleth


