I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Happy Days character loved to read?
The Fonts!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
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