Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
I finally drank some unusual alcohol. I lost my weird ginnity.
The Chinese translation of a word is its sinonym.
Do most women wanna get pregnant?
Ovulously.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.

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