The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...We only do portmanteau puns on Valentine’s Day. Because love is blend.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
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